R u n !
Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things.
My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before
So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.
I fucking hate that I laughed at that
Dagger with Sheath, Arms and Armor
Bequest of George C. Stone, 1935 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
Medium: Jade, steel, gold, copper, shagreen, gemstone
MARRIAGE KNIVES
Y’all WRONG if you don’t think imma propose with this like that sword giving meme
No one asked for this
Dagger with Sheath, Arms and Armor
Bequest of George C. Stone, 1935 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
Medium: Jade, steel, gold, copper, shagreen, gemstone
MARRIAGE KNIVES
Y’all WRONG if you don’t think imma propose with this like that sword giving meme
“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”
Alt: sometimes people that u think are girls are boys.
^^^^^!!!!!!!!!
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Me: about to take a sip of toxic coping mechanism juice
Mitski Miyawaki materializing out of thin air in my living room: put it down, honey
this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass
that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it
That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway
But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.
If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?
i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little
bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13
this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)
i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9
we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period
then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages
then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair
then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair
then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together
then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day
then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.
i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.
I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that